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Recently I lost my temper and ended up ruining my laptop’s hard drive. Repairs can go up to the hundreds of dollars. I have 321 followers, and it would mean a lot if just half of you could spare only ONE dollar to help with repairs. I will do commissions for this money. Just please, PLEASE give this a read, and think twice before scrolling past?

Thank you for taking your time.

Desert Bluffs Public Radio would like to remind you…

School is more important than me. It is more important than all of us. For the love of God, stay in school. No one really knows what it wants, but God help us all if it doesn’t get it. Remember: Anyone caught playing hooky will receive a permanent spot in the classroom no one is allowed to go in at the Desert Bluffs High School.

Good night, Desert Bluffs. Good night.

Soon-to-be-listeners, be sure to keep your actions to a minimum. It appears that Night Vale’s Secret Mall Cops have overstepped their jurisdiction and are surveying Desert Bluffs. If one makes contact with you, whisper as quietly as you can for help then report to the hospital immediately to get your Night Vale Cooties vaccine, and may the deity you worship have mercy on your soul, or lack thereof.

Soon-to-be-listeners, be sure to keep your actions to a minimum. It appears that Night Vale’s Secret Mall Cops have overstepped their jurisdiction and are surveying Desert Bluffs. If one makes contact with you, whisper as quietly as you can for help then report to the hospital immediately to get your Night Vale Cooties vaccine, and may the deity you worship have mercy on your soul, or lack thereof.

Welcome to Desert Bluffs.

It has literally just now come to our attention here at Desert Bluffs that Night Vale, that blemish on the face of the beautiful desert which we occupy, runs a successful news station. We are having none of that, we thought. We will make our own news station, we continued to think. Yeah, we concluded.

So stay tuned, listeners. Stay tuned for your news from Desert Bluffs.